29,259 people told Google about their McDonald's.
Every light here is one of their reviews, from 40 restaurants across the US. Scroll, and they'll show you what goes wrong.
ScrollNobody reviews an average burger
27% of reviews give one star. 32% give five. The middle is thin: people write when a visit was great or awful.
1★ through 5★, one dot per review.
Half the happy ones say one word
"Excellent." "Good." "Great." About half of 4 and 5-star reviews (the dimmed lights) mention nothing specific.
Only 23% of 1-star reviewers stay that quiet. Unhappy customers explain themselves, which is why the rest of this story is about them.
The lady at the drive-thru window was so rude and angry (for no reason) that I cancelled my order and drove away.
1★ · Kissimmee, FL · ≈2020
It's the service, not the food
Each cluster is a topic. Further right means more reviews mention it. Lower means those reviews rate lower.
Food comes up a lot but floats near the top. Staff and speed sit far right and low: each pulls the average down by more than a tenth of a star.
1-star reviews sit at each cluster's core. A review that mentions several topics is drawn once, in its rarest topic, so cluster size is not the topic's share.
Rare, but brutal
Wrong orders and closed or broken equipment come up in only 5–7% of reviews. When they do, more than half are 1-star.
12:43 am on a Sunday. They were closed. 24 hours is not accurate, please update the hours.
1★ · New York, NY · ≈2022Many availability complaints are about listed hours that are wrong. Fixing a store listing costs almost nothing.
Same menu. Very different stores.
Every cluster is one restaurant, with its 1-star reviews at the center. The bigger the red core, the worse the store.
Miami Beach: 62% one-star. A Manhattan store on 7th Avenue: 12%. Same food, same prices, different management.
And it's getting worse
The share of 1-star reviews bottomed out at 22% in 2020. By 2023 it was 32%.
Years are estimated from labels like "3 years ago", so each can be off by about one. 2023 covers January to mid-June.
Had a drive thru order for EIGHT. Every meal was correct and picture perfect.
5★ · Orlando, FL · ≈2023Good looks like this: fast, correct, friendly. The lights still on are the 5-star reviews.
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